Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Back in Town

Howdy folks-

I'm back in Abot, and I've picked up directly where I had left off. I'm busy teaching and teaching and commuting and scheming new things to teach.

Lucky for me, I made it back in town for Christmas. Although here, the big day is New Year's. For this reason, the Russian/Turkmen version of Santa Claus is circling the third floor of the Turkish superstore where I happen to be using high speed internet. He is escorted by his beautiful young grandaughter. When I tell people that Santa Claus has a wife, they usually ask, "But she is young right?" Hahahahah! No, I reply, she is not.

I don't feel like reiterating last year's New Year's post. Instead, I have decided to include a welcome letter that I was asked to write by staff for the new volunteers. Yes, there should be new volunteers coming in February or March!! Only health volunteers are coming but regardless, I'm excited to meet everyone!

Ok, here it is:

Welcome to Trainees!

We are so glad to have you! You have embarked upon a journey of epic proportions in a country of epic contrasts. But you know that already. Everyone has told you some variant of the above, I’m sure. Most people have no idea, though, what the specifics will be. To be honest, neither do I. I know that my experience is uniquely mine and your experience here will also be uniquely yours. Own it! You get to be in Turkmenistan today.
So about what I do know. I teach English at a language institute in T-stan’s beautiful, if somewhat surreal, capital city. In other words, I teach approximately 120 students a week ranging in age from 16 to 25. Not only do they span the spectrum in maturity, they also span the spectrum in language ability. A year into my service, my job still demands constant flexibility, creativity, and more than anything, optimism. I have learned to fail gracefully and start building again not only at the institute, but also in my daily interactions with my host family and even with the strangers on the bus. I have eaten bone-marrow jello, taught a class of 30 students with 0 preparation, welcomed Santa on New Year’s, discussed the difference between nationality and ethnicity, worn skirts, survived the buses during rush hour, and found peanut butter at a bazaar. All this adds up to some of the highest highs and some of the lowest lows of my life. I don’t regret it for a second.
I hope I haven’t solidified any expectations that you are carrying around because that is probably the worst thing I could possibly do. Do not go into your service with expectations. Easier said than done, I know. Open minded, yes. Expectations, no. Expectations tend to lead to let downs or worse, self-fulfilling low standards. A lack of expectations allows for room to observe, listen, induce (not deduce!), and build up from what you find.
I hope that your experience will not be easy. I hope that you will face challenges, make mistakes, and feel lonely. Why? Well, I have found that it is from these low places that I learn the most. I’m a teacher after all!


That's all for now guys. Have a very Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

DC Trip

As some of you may have heard, I have messed up my knee again. About a month ago, I convinced Gary, my sitemate, to go with me to the health walk. The health walk is a paved path through the mountains outside of the city. One of the other volunteers once attempted to count the stairs on the health walk but stopped after 3000. Needless to say, you go up stairs and then you come down stairs. Poor Gary. I convinced him to go up a full 5 kilometers before turning around. With 3 kilometers left to go on our decent, I hurt my knee jumping from a height of about 1.5 ft. I was unable to walk.

For the remaining 3 kilometers, I hopped up the up parts, slid down the railing on the down parts, and Gary carried me (imagine any Vietnam war movie you have seen where one loyal soldier carries his wounded companion to safety-minus the mud, Vietnam, the war, and any sort of enemy) on the flat parts. It took two hours to get to the bottom.

Side note: That morning I had promised my host family a Mexican burrito night. Upon my return home, I was distracted by the awesomeness of flavored ground beef and CHEESE! It was fabulous.

The next morning, I reported my injury to Peace Corps. After an x-ray and a CAT scan, the doctors concluded that I had managed to jolt one of the screws in my knee (put there during ACL surgery two years ago) out of the bone.

After two weeks of bed rest—which if you know me at all, drove me crazier than I already am J--I returned to the institute. Despite all the mental pressure I put on it, my knee refused to improve.

As a result, Peace Corps is sending me to Washington DC for medical treatment. It is so strange for me to be leaving! It is so strange to be headed back to the US! In my preparations, I have done a lot of reflecting. This is what I reflected J:

I would like to thank you very much for supporting me in my first year of Peace Corps service. As I have cleaned out my room in preparation for my medical evacuation, I have come across a lot of wonderful memories. I feel, more than ever, that my past year has been a full one, full of challenges, successes, mistakes, failures, personal growth, and change all around. Although I don’t have the hindsight to fully grasp how significant this year has been, I can already tell you that it has been the most formative year of my life.

This reflection has also convinced me, beyond a doubt that this is not goodbye. I do not wish to take this opportunity to bow out gracefully. To put it simply, I am not finished here. Not only have I made a two year commitment that I wish to fulfill, I have too many loose ends.

· First, I have begun a TOEFL prep club with four eager women who are committed for the next year.
· I also began a new club at the institute recently with my best students from last year. They want to put together a teacher resource book for students to use during their year of practicum or required teaching in the public schools.
· I prepared for but was unable to give a training session on the use of the new audio equipment at the institute.
· My host sister from training is pregnant, and I want to see her holding her child.
· I dedicated myself to a full year of teaching 110 second year students who expect to see my smiling face at least once a week.
· I have not been able to visit either Lebop or Dashoguez.
· I began a club not for the best students, but for the worst students in an effort to give them a second chance to catch up.
· I designed 12 training sessions for PST that I was unable to put into use. I want the chance to do that next year.
· I have become part of a support network of volunteers. It may be cliché, but we feel like family. I can’t imagine leaving them now.
· I am excited to meet with five or six of my most excited teachers who recently began to ask me for various communicative games to set them up for each week’s lessons, games that they play in class.
· I want to improve both my Russian and my Turkmen.
· I would like a chance to redo the ECA that I helped with last year. I learned so much and want to put what I learned to use.
· Last week I discussed the difference between ethnicity, nationality, and culture with one of my classes. I want to continue that discussion.
· I have not been able to go on a walk with one of my teachers who lives very near to me. I promised her I would.
· Finally, I have not properly told anyone goodbye.

I do not wish to parade my list of accomplishments. I merely wish to assert the importance of this past year and my desire to return to a place that I now call home.

Thanks again for your support!

Tess Elmore

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Coming up on a year! (Part 1)

I was recently asked if I have adapted entirely to the culture. My answer was an absolute no. I don’t think that is entirely possible. After all, I started 23 years behind everyone else! Then on second thought, I considered how comfortable I am navigating through my daily life, through the chance meetings, and insignificant exchanges. I considered how I am now comfortable in my own clothing and own skin, even confident! I considered how often I am mistaken for a native specifically, of Russian origin (until I open my mouth and Turkmen inevitably comes out!). I think perhaps I’m doing pretty well in the whole cultural adaptation arena. However, there are still moments when I do a mental jaw drop at just how different life is here. Here are some recent jaw drops:

Cultural Moments

1. First, it is very common to wish people ‘bon appetite’ when they are eating. Especially if they are eating and you are not. Usually this doesn’t happen at organized meals. My teachers have translated this to ‘good appetite.’ So, during my breaks when I eat lunch I am constantly encouraged to be hungry! Ha!

Anyway, I occasionally stop by the bazaar on the way to or from work. Usually, I will purchase a kilo of apples, a couple bananas, or maybe a sweet roll. I then cart my haul to my next destination before partaking of the bounty. However, one day I was particularly hungry and pulled out my sweet roll to much on while still walking to work. As I was putting the roll to my mouth, I was greeted with a loud ‘Bon Appetite!’ from the stranger walking past me on the street. I was shocked. Stopped walking. And looked at him. He didn’t even turn around. I continued down the street and within 20 seconds received another one! I couldn’t help laughing! Two complete strangers had just politely applauded, even spurred on my street side roll ingestion.

2. I gave my students pictures of famous people to practice describing appearance. I did my best to stick to people they would know. These people included: Shakira, Obama, Enrique Iglesias, Tess (Me!), Putin, and Julia Roberts among others. They doubly surprised because first, they did not recognize Akon because they did not expect him to be black and second, they had no idea who Albert Einstein is. They did appreciate the fact that most people have long hair but that he had tall hair. J

3. Again on the subject of appearances, I was not at all surprised when my female students admitted to having short red hair despite the fact that they all have long black braids reaching down to their waist from underneath the ornately embroidered skull cap. Both the skull cap and braids are characteristic of all school and university uniforms. Fake hair may be purchased at a number of Bazars in Ashgabat. I have resisted the seductive call of the fake hair thus far but I’ll keep you updated. I was surprised, however, that my hair was described as both short (it now stretches at least half way down my back) and red (it is inarguably brown). I was reminded, once again, that EVERYTHING, even color, is relative.

5. In a class of advanced students, we were debating what makes a good and what makes a bad teacher. In one activity, they were describing a teacher on her first day of teaching. Their description of an absolutely horrible teacher was by and large a physical description. This poor teacher had a hole in her shoe and sticks in her hair. Ha! I was reminded once again how serious appearance is here. I made sure to iron my blouse twice the next morning. In 115 degree heat, women will close windows to avoid messing up their hair! That’s commitment.

6. So I have this problem with white-washed walls. It is the same problem I have with chalk. It is the same problem I had with mud when I was 5 (read: when I was in a country that had mud). I always get it all over me. But not to worry! The teachers and even students have me covered. They are constantly brushing off my back, my shoulders, and my sleeves. I’m no longer embarrassed about it. It is kinda of a joke for our department. However, it reached a new low last week after I brushed the back of my right shoulder against the wall in the English department office. Both of the young male teachers in our department did simultaneously came to my rescue. HA! Can you imagine? I had two men falling over me to brush a white-wash spot off my shoulder.

7. Last week, I had a cold and as a result, I lost my voice. All day everyday, I had people expressing their condolences for my voice. After initial concern, a twinkle would light up their eyes and a hint of accusation would creep into their voice. “Did you eat ice-cream or drink cold water??” I was posed this question at least 15 times a day. I abstained from those tempting 15 cent ice-creams just so I could assure them that, no, the ice-cream was not at fault. After two days of this, my patience was a tad bit stretched. This is what an ice-creamless life does to me. I walked into the Peace Corps guard shack excepting, for some unknown reason, understanding. Perhaps they would encourage me to visit the medical staff, acquire medication of some sort, or perhaps rest. I was relieved when the initial concern did not digress to accusation. I couldn’t help laughing (soundlessly) when the concern gave way to a conspiratory wink and a “it was the cold beer huh?”

8. Ok. This one is a bit embarrassing and I can’t believe I’m gonna put it on the world wide web but here goes. So my supervisor is approximately four feet tall. I am not four feet tall. I am a solid 5.7. I had just helped her use the computer to find and print some document or another. She was standing in front of me to thank me for my help when this huge smile lit up her face. You are a good Muslim! She said in perfect English. I was really confused. She laughed and reached up to pat me on the shoulder. “You have something that all good Muslims have,” she said. “A chin hair!”

Chin hair and all, I’m heading into my second year of service. I’m still working on the cultural adaptation, but I’m thoroughly enjoying myself in the process.

I miss you all.

Tess

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Vacation!

After 16 days filled with Thailand, I have returned to Turkmenistan relaxed, well-rested, and 10 pounds heavier. I think it may be impossible to share my entire experience with you. Everything was exquisitely new and exciting and beautiful and delicious. My brain did its very best soak it all up. It, my brain that is, did a pretty good job too. As a result, I have so many images and memories and tastes associated with my trip that I can’t possibly share them all! I shall have to pick and choose and that just seems insufficient. Whine, whine. I know. Suck it up and tell us something, you say. Ok, here goes.


After landing in Bangkok and meeting up with Hilary, my fabulous travelling companion J, we explored the city. Bangkok is huge city of concrete overpasses, neon signs, and traffic. People come and go to work dressed neatly and fashionably. High-heels are the norm for women.You may get horribly ripped off by a Taxi driver but the stranger who goes out of her way to call your hostel for directions more than makes up for it.



Entertainment and shopping are both very serious endeavors. The white tiled shopping centers were overwhelming and overpriced but the 6th floor movie theater was fabulous. My first big-screen movie since Peace Corps was, of course, Harry Potter. For some cheaper shopping, a wide variety of street vendors line the streets, spilling out from the market areas. Behind this first file of commercialism, Thai massage parlors, Silk vendors 7 11s and restaurants repeat up and down the streets. I’m not complaining; I literally ate my way around Bangkok. I particularly enjoyed the Pad Thai, the coconut curries, and the watermelon smoothies.



The public transportation system includes a ferry, a subway, and a sky-train (a raised light-rail system). All of which are easy to navigate for two reasons: first, everything is written in English and Thai and second, everyone speaks English.


Monks, in varying shades of orange, dot the city like moving traffic cones concentrating around the hundreds of sparkling gold and red temples. Not only did we make the obligatory visit to the Royal Palace and surrounding temples, we ascended a particularly fun one entitled ‘The Golden Mount.’ My favorite place, though, was much more humble and unassuming. My first day in Bangkok as I circled our hostel, I found a medium sized park right smack in the middle of the city. The park was luxuriantly green. People dotted the banks of the pond, stretched out on woven mats. I couldn’t help returning to this park for my last day in Bangkok out of some desire for closure.


After a couple days in Bangkok, we headed north to Sukhothai, one of the really old cities from the time when Thailand was Siam. I think it dates back to the 13th and 14th centuries. Here we rented bicycles and biked for a good four hours around this ancient city of red, eroded brick and smooth grey Buddha statues. It was amazingly beautiful. I can’t describe it. See for yourself!


Then we headed south to one of Thailand’s famous beaches, Ko Samui. After a 9 hour bus ride, a 2 hour ferry ride, and a 45 minute van ride, we arrived at our hostel. For the next four days we lived in a lush green paradise of palm trees and jungle rising out of post-card perfect white sand and blue water. We roused ourselves from the lethargy of hot sun and beautiful beach only once for a touristy day trip of intense exercise. We were taken on a tourist boat to some of the smaller islands where we kayaked, hiked, and swam. It was hard to go back to Bangkok after paradise. Pictures forthcoming.

Back in Bangkok for the last couple of days, we did another day trip to the famous floating market. Although admittedly touristy and overpriced, the floating market was fascinating. We bought a variety of strange fruits and sat to watch the long thin paddle boats of merchandise and tourists pass by.

Too soon it was over. I was back in Turkmenistan, speaking Turkmen, sweating on the public buses, and meeting acquaintances in the streets. Back to the familiar. And I realized the difference between visiting another country, and ‘the Peace Corps experience.’ While you are visiting a country, while you are seeing the sights, while you are a full-blown tourist, you have choices. So many choices. There is an entire industry designed to provide you, the traveler, with a plethora of choices.

Do I eat at McDonald’s, Mr. Bun, the clean-looking Thai restaurant on the corner, the sushi place, the street vendor’s booth, the Mexican restaurant, the Chinese restaurant, the crepe stand (say yes to the crepe stand!!!), the Pizza Hut, or the bar? Do I take a Taxi, a bus, the sky-train, a Tuk-Tuk (motorcycle-cart creation), a bicycle, the ferry, or do I book everything with a tourist agency and let them decide? Do I want to spend money on floral print beach dresses, hand-woven hemp dragons, colorful carved candles, Thai silks, hot sauce, unknown fruits, knock-off purses, or movie tickets? I think you get the idea. Choices.

In this daunting world of choices, you construct a mini-world that you are comfortable in. For example, today we tried the crepe stand for the first time. It was delicious. Success! So we were brave and tried some green and red, unidentifiable, tentacled fruits. Some were good, some not so good. Unfortunately, we were ripped off by the vendor. Disgruntled and a tad bit discouraged, next we choose to retreat into a movie theater or to our hotel room where we can disengage entirely from the country we are visiting and recharge our batteries.

In Peace Corps, our choices are far more limited. We live in places bereft of tourism and in places were normal average people simply don’t have choices. We do our best to live like the normal average people. Money, of course, opens up your choices a bit, but not as much as you might think. Furthermore, PCVs aren’t exactly rolling in the dough. Nor can we disengage from our environment. Ok, that’s not exactly correct. We can disengage. And we do. We hole up in our rooms and watch movies or gather in groups to have a beer. This is necessary for our mental sanity. But, it is our job to remain engaged with our environment: to talk to the old women on the bus, to answer the Taxi driver’s hundreds of questions about Obama, the America, or our marital status, to eat meals with our meals with our host families, to accept the endless wedding invitations from our students, our neighbors, our co-workers, and to reach out to our students day after day in the classroom. And doing these things, remaining engaged, is what truly gives us satisfaction, a sense of accomplishment. However, these things are exhausting.

Perhaps I am way off. Perhaps after 10 months of living in Turkmenistan (yes, it has been 10 months!), I merely don’t see the choices anymore. And for the record, I am not saying traveling is better or worse than may daily life. I’m simply trying to make a distinction, significant or not, I don’t know. Suffice it to say, Thailand was a mix of wonderfully new and wonderfully comfortable things. I feel rested and glad to be back. Bring on the bus women!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Summer Camp Extravaganza

On Friday I returned from a 10 day summer camp extravaganza in the wonderful sea-side town of Turkmenbasy. To give you a sneak-preview of my experience, I did the following during my time there:

Caught a craw-dad with someone else’s shoe.
Celebrated the Fourth of July with delicious veggie burgers and homemade French fries.
Saved an old man’s flotation device from drifting off into the horizon. Mad lifeguard skills!
Slept on the front porch of my friend’s house to take advantage of the sea breeze (ie I looked like a hobo)
Took 1.5 real showers in ten days.
Took a really incredibly slow train overnight there and back during which I answered approximately 3.5 million questions put to me by inquisitive Turkmen.
Learned to cook eggplant.
Made awesome looking crowns (for camper of the day) out of trash.
Danced the cupid shuffle. Repeatedly.
Invented a sport: Bottle Hockey.
Paid only 3000 old manat (20 cents) per Taxi. So cheap!
Walked and walked and walked on the beach.
Swam with snakes.
Had an extravagant sea-weed war.

Ok. Perhaps that list was not a good idea. I feel like I’ve told you the punch line before the joke! Anyway, those were the highlights. Now, let me follow up by saying that Turkmenbashy is a whole different world from Ashgabat. The sea-blown neutral tones of Turkmenbasy were a welcome change from the busy streets and white buildings of Ashgabat. T-bashy fills in three little niches in the hills that line the banks of the Caspian Sea. To get from niche to niche, you flag a taxi and pray as your taxi (inevitably a old, white Lada) attempts to hall you up and over the lip of each niche. Travelling tip: Lean forward. Then, your taxi driver kills the ignition to cost down the other side. Travelling tip 2: Lean backward.

The town is sprawling. Although there are a number of high occupancy apartment complexes, there are many single family houses that climb up the sides of the low mountains. Malory, the volunteer who invited me to teach in Tbasy, lives up toward the top of one of these hills. It is quite picturesque. And yes, I will try to post pictures soon!

As I said, I rode a a very, very slow overnight train to get to Tbashy. I doubt very seriously that the train ever hit 40 miles per hour for the entire 14 hour trip. I was told later that it must go slow or the sand from the Garagum desert that blows on the tracks will derail the train. I was also told that the train is obligated to stop for anyone anywhere in the desert. I don’t know if this one is true but this would account for the innumerable inexplicable stops along the way.

Finally, I arrived and was met at the train station by the smiling faces of Malory and Chase. Megan, the fourth volunteer working this camp, was waiting for us when we arrived at Malory’s house.

Camp began on Monday June 29th and went through July 8th. We soon settled into a routine. I was the first to wake up each morning. My first duty was fetching water from the outside faucet in a metal bucket. J Despite its location, Tbashy has limited clean water and we had to ration while we were there. Hence the 1.5 showers. With water from this bucket, I cooked up either oatmeal or rice pudding and stirred up some Nescafe.

The others trickled into the kitchen and we groggily did last minute planning. We walked down the hill to catch a Taxi from the main street to the language center where Malory works. Around 9, our forty campers, ages 9-14 began to trickle in. Day 1, we divided them up into four teams and they competed throughout the week in an English World Cup. The teams included the US, England, Canada, and Ireland because collectively we knew how to draw these flags from memory. Each volunteer generally worked with one team at a time and the teams rotated. Chase and Megan did activities at the pool and Malory and I stayed at the center.

At the center, we kicked of the day by announcing camper of the day and playing some game we dredged up from our collective childhoods. These included but were not limited to: Mother May I, Charades, and Red Light, Green Light. Then we split the kids by team. Over the 10 days, I taught Yoga, played kickball, did all sorts of relay races, helped organize a paper quilt project, played Bingo, created and held a scavenger hunt, and lost my voice completely.

Ah! And the sport I invented! In T-stan, as in many other countries, drinks such as fanta, coke, sprite, and fizzy lemonade are purchased in one liter plastic bottles. Malory, like many good Turkmen, saved her bottles for buying milk and yogurt. Towards the end of the week, our bouncy ball had deflated and we pondered worriedly what sorts of sports were possible that we hadn’t previously played. And it struck me, bottles + deflated ball = bottle hockey! With the older kids, it was a definite success. Kids, feel free to try this one at home. J

So to sum it up, all of you who have been waiting for the typical Peace Corps experience, there it was.

Now I’m back in Ashgabat. I am spent this past weekend helping my host mom can everything from tomato sauce to cherry liquor, going to a magnificent wedding were again I was required to give a toast, hanging out with my friend Annie who is in town from Lebop (region in T-stan), and looking forward to Thailand!

Yes, that’s right. I’m going to Thailand next weekend. Thailand!

Till next time, I miss you guys and stay cool (literally and figuratively)!

Friday, May 29, 2009

Summer in the City

Yesterday I saw the most amazing thing. First, I’ll set the scene. I now live in a Soviet style apartment complex. Read: big, square, and concrete with brightly decorated clothing lines extending from all floors in all directions. I live on the first floor of this building. The first floor has a number of perks. Most importantly, we have a deck. If any one is interested in exporting some cracker-barrel rocking chairs, please let me know. We also have a small yard. Here my two host sisters spend the evening hours concocting delicious meals of mud and grass. The gate to this yard is one in a long line of green gates belonging to other first floor apartment dwellers.

Outside of this line of green metal, gobs of neighborhood kids play endless games of soccer in the street. Inevitably the boys play and the girls watch. At best, the girls are assigned to the unsavory role of goalkeeper (never goalie because goalie=naked in Russian!). The sidelines are delineated by the older boys who sit in their pristine Ladas or Toyotas, with the windows down, blasting Russian rap. Leaving my house feels at times like running the gauntlet. So yesterday, I emerged from my green gate as usual into a game of soccer. My presence, however, went unnoticed for perhaps the first time. In the middle of the field a woman towered over the kids. She, like nearly all Russian and Turkmen women in Ashgabat, was perfectly done up. Her tunic style blouse was powerfully striped with red, yellow, and blue and belted in the middle. Underneath black tights hugged her skinny legs. Her blond hair was pulled back and the gold molding of her sunglasses flashed in the sun. Her heels lifted her a full five inches off the ground. This 40 year old woman hung for a second over the soccer ball and then streaked forward. Her shot was strong and true. GOAL!!! Watch out USA! When Turkmenistan does eventually put together a women’s soccer team, they will be a powerhouse. Years of wearing high heels does wonders for your leg muscles.

So, I apologize for the belatedness of this post. Perhaps because I feel pretty assimilated, my life generally seems less noteworthy than before. Not in the negative sense but rather in the sense that I have settled into daily and weekly routines. So here is a quick update on the big events in my life during the last couple of months.

I have begun to do Yoga. Yup, that’s right. I never did it in the US but now I go twice a week to Yoga class in Turkmenistan. One of the wives of the Peace Corps staff holds free Yoga class in the office every Tuesday and Thursday. I was convinced to go and now am hooked. It is so freakin’ relaxing! For any of you out there who need some stress relief or who have been pondering how to fill your summer months, I really do recommend it.

Two weeks until finals. I’m excited because I need a mental rest but a tad disappointed because I feel like I was just beginning to really bond with the students in some of my classes and now they will move on to become third year students. As I teach only second year classes, I won’t see them as often after the summer holidays. My hopes rest on the fact that they will come back to attend my after-school clubs. During finals I hope to daily or maybe tri-weekly computer trainings for my teachers.

I moved! In case you didn’t catch that from my first little anecdote, I have changed my domicile. I now live with a single mom (her husband lives in the US) and two girls, Mahre and Nabot, ages 6 and 10. This new place is more spacious and much closer to my work. I also have much more freedom to cook for myself. Most importantly, I now have a 20 minute bus ride to work instead of a 45-1 hr bus ride. I am quite content.

In other news, the summer is a coming. I am frightened. Ok, that is a slight understatement I am scared for a number of reasons. First and foremost, the heat. URGH. The heat is already pretty intense and promises to creep up to 115 F before too long. During a 15 minute bus ride, I made the mistake of sitting down. The hot of the plastic seat seeped quickly through the cloth of my skirt made the sweat roll down my legs. I have learned that it is far better to have even the possibility of air circulation on all sides. Other things I have learned/am learning about summer in Ashgabat:
1) It is absolutely necessary to gravitate towards the shade. I now plot my path to and from the bus stop, to and from the bazaar, to and from anywhere and everywhere, by following the irregular splotches of dark on the sidewalk.
2) One must choose the side of the bus that will receive the least amount of direct sunlight over the course of the ride. This can be difficult to calculate because buses have this little habit of turning.
3) Choose articles of clothing by comparing thickness of material. I have been encouraged to buy transparent material for summer but can’t quite bring myself to do this. Wait a couple months and check back on this one.
4) It is never too hot to drink tea.
5) Purple sandals are all the craze.
6) If I run after 7 am, I turn a deep shade of red. This frightens any and everyone that happens to see me. I generally try to avoid this.

In parting I will entice you with my summer plans. June, as I have said, I will hopefully be doing some teacher training. The first half of July, I hope to help another volunteer out with her Water Camp on the Caspian Sea in Turkmenbashy. All those years and years of teaching swim lessons and lifeguarding seemed to have earned me a place at this dream of a camp. During the second half of July, I hope to head over to Thailand. This seems to be one of the more popular vacation spots for Peace Corps volunteers from Central Asia. It is close, plane tickets are cheap, living expenses are cheap, there are mountains, there are beaches, and there is Bangkok. August will be intensive Russian training, lesson planning and gathering resources for the new school year, and potentially traveling some within Turkmenistan. Then September will be back to school! All of these plans, however, hinge on my ability to withstand the heat. Wish me luck!

Write me or e-mail me! I miss you guys!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

London Pics!






5. Me and Hilary in the London Eye Ferris Wheel.
4. Camden Town markets and bazaars.
3. Houses of Parliament
2. Hilary and I waiting for the tube.
1. London Eye!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Six Months and Going Strong!

Oh man it has been a LONG time since my last post. I apologize.

Latest news: I have been to London and back!

Last Saturday morning, although it now seems a thing of the distant past, I was on a plane to England’s glorious capital city.

Last Saturday afternoon, Hilary was hugging me like crazy as I emerged from the baggage claim area into the immensity of Heathrow airport.

Last Sunday, I was riding on the second level of a double-decker bus, visiting the eclectic Camden market, eating fish and chips, drinking a big 'ol quality beer, staring up at Big Ben, looking the wrong way down the street, minding the gap, and speaking all in ENGLISH. Funny how people still had trouble understanding me. I will blame this on the funny accents rather than on any kinda of deterioration of my own speaking abilities.

Last Monday, I was taking care of Hil and her 24 hour stomach dealio, I felt strangely at home doing so. Stomach dealios are all too common in T-stan. I can only thank all those ridiculous dares I took on (ex. chug two cups of Mexican salsa complete with a bunch of lime peals) in my hay days for preparing my stomach for T-stan bacteria.

Last Tuesday, I went around the world’s largest Ferris Wheel, the London Eye, in a small capsule with approximately 10 other gaping tourists. Then, we wandered dazed through a fascinating multitude of ancient artifacts in the British Museum, pondered our inability to truly appreciate how old and significant it all was, and dodged enthusiastic school groups on their quest for knowledge.

Last Tuesday night, I was on an airplane jittering with anticipation for my return home to T-stan, pining already for Hilary’s companionship, and chatting excitedly with other returnees.

Wednesday morning, I was back in the classroom J. And that was my London trip!

In London, I found myself dangerously repeating the phrase, “In T-stan, . . . .” to the detriment of quality conversation. However, I thought these little tid-bits may be culturally interesting for all you readers, so I will try to remember some of them.

“In T-stan, flushing toilet paper simply doesn’t happen!” Accordingly, I was at a loss when the obligatory tp depository was nowhere to be found.

“In T-stan, the Lexus is, in fact, quite common.” It is the luxury car of choice. However, the streets are mostly populated by Ladas and by Toyotas.

“In T-stan, there is sushi.” That is, in the capital city there are a number of expensive restaurants where eating sushi is a possibility. The closest I have come, however, is a California role.

“In T-stan, the buses are crazy crowded.” Upon exciting the bus during rush hour (morning: 7:30-8:30, lunch: 1-2, evening: 6:15-7), I check to see if all my limbs have followed my head out of the final threshold of squished people on the very bottom step of the bus. I have been lucky so far!

“In T-stan, they don’t have supermarkets like this.” I said this one while struggling to choose tea to take back to my family. This took like 30 minutes. I am simply no longer accustomed to this kind of variety. Thank you, Hilary for your patience!

“In T-stan, we absolutely do not wear shoes inside.” I fought like crazy against my urge to deposit my shoes at the door of the hostel but felt only vaguely out of place wandering the halls without shoes.

Ok, that’s all I can remember for now although I’m sure Hilary could add about fifty million more. Cringe.

If you couldn’t tell from the above commentary, I both loved London and was glad to get back to my classes in T-stan. I came back feeling recommitted to the Institute. I am doing really well with the changes I have made to my schedule (I now teach only 2nd year students, and I see them every week!). I feel as though I have continuity from week to week. I think the teachers are getting accustomed to planning with me the day before I come to their class. Also, the students see me not only as comedic relief, but as an opportunity to enrich their knowledge of the subject(s) they are currently studying through different teaching techniques.

For all you teachers out there, don’t begrudge me this wonderland because it simply does not exist! For one, I have found it difficult to hold the attention of the less motivated students when doing any sort of vaguely communicative activity. Memorization, translation, and repetition are the norms. When I stray from these three outdated methods, some students take this as invitation to whip out their cell phones. With a 12-year old, this wouldn’t faze me in the least. With a 25-year old, I am a bit hesitant to smack his or her metaphorical wrist. I am learning, however, to smack away because my position of authority is well-enough established at this point to back me up.

Ah!! I made an incredible discovery a couple of weeks ago. My institute has an interactive board. That’s right. In the heart of T-stan with the Peace Corps, yours truly has access to one of those boards upon which you can project the computer screen and then manipulate the screen (ex. open and close Microsoft Word, select a song to play in Windows Media) by using pointers on the actual board. How did such technology reach my institute? Courtesy of a US aid organization, of course. Upon discovering this absurdity, my original response was indignation. Why in the world do we have one of these ultra-modern machines when most of the chalkboards in my classrooms are useless (read: painted wood with so many paint drips that I feel like a caveman pawing at the rocky ground!). Then, I got over myself. I went home, and prepared a fabulously extravagant PowerPoint presentation on Spanish artists for the fourth year students. Hahahahah! Oh man. Once again, my Peace Corps experience has defied all stereotypes! Next week I hope to train my teachers to use PowerPoint themselves. Woot!

Outside the institute, blind class is fabulous. So fabulous, that I wrote an article for Camel Spit (the volunteer newspaper) about it. Here is the article:

Since October 1, I have learned a number of interesting and useful things. I have learned to flatter a “dayza” by calling her a “gelneje” and the meaning of 200 grams. I have learned that anything, even tufts from chipper-looking winter hats, can become a game. I have learned that tuft is a real word. I have learned to eat seeds without fearing the disruption of my internal organs by plant growth. I have learned to speak in Peace Corps acronyms and that glorious bus 16 gets me quickly from Teke to Impash. Although it took me a while, I have also learned that Impash is actually spelled Yimpaş. Finally, I have learned how the blind write. Ah, blind class.
First, the writer snaps a grid-like stencil into place atop a fresh sheet of paper. This stencil divides the paper into letter-sized squares of white. Then the writer fits a short pointed instrument to the knuckle of his bent second finger. The instrument is gripped by surrounding fingers to insure stability. Aiming the instrument into one of the designated squares, the writer applies just enough pressure to the paper to create an indention but not enough to create the much feared hanging chad. These indentions, in combination, form backwards letters, backwards words, and backwards sentences. When the stencil releases the paper, and the paper is turned over, the author can then slide his finger from left to right along a straight line of raised script. After much practice, the writer can click out sentences rapidly. If the writer is patient with the dictations of a certain T-17, the writer can even record new English vocab and the occasional grammatical structure.
You cannot possibly imagine how calming it is to listen to all this clicking. Twice a week, I rush from Russian lessons to blind class exhausted and generally frustrated by the tendency of Russian words to accommodate the gender of whatever other word they happen to be thrown alongside. What ever happened to integrity? Anyway. I get to blind class and my world slows down. I greet my students. Bagdan spends extravagant amounts of imagined money to buy deodorant from me, the store clerk. Leyli recites poetry she has written at home. Gulalik asserts that if she could meet a famous person, she would meet Enrique Iglesias and ask him if he is married. Ira snickers about Bagdan’s girlfriend and produces beautifully knit ceckas (socks) from mysterious packets. There is no rush, only delight in the learning process and delight in each other’s company. The hour does not fly by, and that’s ok. I don’t want it to.
Eventually, class is dismissed. My students wipe the smiles off their faces, link arms, and march out into the world with walking sticks tapping. I follow, but I can’t quite wipe the smile off my own face. Chalk it up to my American upbringing. I am ready once more to tackle Russian and commuting and the institute and life. Thank you, Stephanie, for gifting me your class.

That’s all for now, Oh, yeah. April 1st marked 6 months of service. Time flies! I miss you guys but at this rate, I’ll be home before you know it!

Me

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Friday, February 20, 2009

Flexibility and Acquisition of German Wanderer

I started my day, as usual, at the institute. I showed up an hour or so early for my first lesson to print out some ‘Oh Crap!’ materials. ‘Oh Crap!’ materials are necessary for those moments when you finish the entirety of your planned lesson in the first forty minutes of class and have a full 40 minutes left to go. I greeted the teachers in the lounge on my way in and immediately noted that something was up. Far too many teachers were lounging.

“No students today!” I was informed with smiles.

“Not any?” I asked.

Yesterday, I had taught two classes of only boys. The girls were busy rehearsing for their part in the upcoming national concert held in honor of Flag Day. I had enjoyed both of these lessons. As it turns out, boys focus much better when the girls are absent. You have to tip your hat sometimes to gender segregated education.

“No,” I was assured. “No students today. They have all been taken. “

I had a small moment with myself as I fantasized about bad lines from horror movies. Then I went to the resource room to study Russian. I have been neglecting my Russian. Strong words of chastisement are warranted and even welcome. If interested, please note the comment box below this post.

About 10 minutes later, I was called back into the teacher’s lounge. The teachers had a great idea. They would consolidate all the remainders. You know, all those ½ and ¾ that somehow avoided evolvement in the concert. So I held an eighty (80!!!!) minute lesson concocted purely from ‘Oh Crap!’ materials with a wide assortment of students. For all of you who watched me tediously over-plan for my summer school classes, YES, I have learned to wing it.

During the break between classes, I was invited to attend a Valentine’s Day production put on by the third year students. I walked to the next building over arm and arm with one of my co-workers. We learned about various love themed holidays around the world, we were wooed by an excerpt from Romeo and Juliet, we were serenaded by Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On,” we observed (read: participated illegally by providing answers with poorly concealed gestures) a riddle-solving competition. The riddles included some oldies but goodies:

What always keeps two hands in front of its face?
What goes up and down at the same time?
What can run all day without getting hot?
What word has five letters but when you take away two, one is left?
What word is always pronounced wrong?

After all of this, we were served tea and candies in true Turkmen fashion.

I left the institute at 1:30 and delighted in the fact that my day had been absolutely unpredictable thus far and that I had adapted to this unpredictability.

Then I spent a frustrating but productive couple of hours acquiring a cheap plane ticket to London for vacation. Woot! I made good friends with a dayza (literally aunt but figuratively any woman over 45 with a headscarf and a turkey/peacock sweater) waiting in line. She, like so many dayzas before her, simply shook her head and gave me a wide-eyed “Tuweleme, tuweleme” (Rough translation: Let it continue to be so) when she discovered my country of origin.

Then. THEN. And this is perhaps the best part of my day. I was walking home from the bus stop when I encountered this kid. My walk home from the bus stop is about 15 minutes through a winding, fountain-filled park. I was enjoying the weather and my ipod when I saw him. He was about 4 years old and bundled up like crazy. His face was squashed by a tightly tied beany. Turkmen protect their children well against cold. He was tottering along at a break-neck speed about 15 full paces in front of his young mom with a huge smile on his face. He looked me straight in the face and gave me a quick ‘Zdrastvitze!’ (Russian hello spelled phonetically). Then he was past me. I did not have time to react. I did not have time to respond to his greeting or to the fact that he had a plastic ak 47 under his right arm. This is the only kind of gun allowed in T-stan. The huge smile hit my face only as I was passing his mom. She was startled by my huge smile.

Anything else to report??

Oh yes. The German! We acquired a German yesterday. This German did more than my unpredictable days to convince me that I am adjusting to life here. We acquired him at one of the bazaars where he stuck out like a sore thumb with his backpack and messy hair. No Turkmen would be caught in public with messy hair or dusty shoes. The first time Maya-my Russian teacher, Gary-another A-bot volunteer, and I passed this guy, Gary attempted a greeting. He didn’t have time to react and we were swept passed each other. So Gary went after him.

Once contact was made, the German claimed he had thought we were all Turkmen.
1 point for blending in.

He was looking for the independence monument. We looked at each other. This must be either bas or sekiz ayak (5 or 8 legs).
1 point for only knowing the nicknames of monuments.

We got him a beer and got him on a bus headed the right direction.
2 points for knowing the cheapest place to get the beer and 1 point for knowing the bus system.

As we accompanied him on the bus and to the monuments, we listened to his commentary. All the white buildings! All the interesting Turkmen-Soviet architecture! All the lights! We looked at each other in condescending amusement. Our stomping grounds. These things no longer seemed worthy of exclamation. They are simply permanent fixtures in the backdrop of our daily lives.
5 points for feeling comfortable with our surroundings. -1 point for the condescension.

Thank you, oh wandering German, for making my day!!
Total: 9 adjustment points! Almost a perfect 10!

Hope you are all doing well! Thank you so much for all the winter wear you have sent me. I have survived the worst part of the winter with all my fingers and toes intact. I miss you guys. Shoot me an e-mail whenever!!

Me

Note: Today I feel adjusted. Tomorrow I won’t. This is the glory of living abroad!

Monday, January 19, 2009

Recollections of Early (1.5 months of service) Turkmenistan

Anyone from good ol' Memorial Middle School catch the above reference????? If so, you will be less than tempted to read on!!!

Sunday! The glories of “dync gun” (rest day) aka “bazaar gun!” This morning I began to wake up naturally around 8:30 and finished around 9. From the western most window of my bedroom, I have an incredible view of the Kopet Dag (mountains). On clear mornings, like this morning, the view is absolutely breathtaking. Thanks to last week's light snow, they are wonderfully accentuated by white. Perhaps because I’ve lived in mountain-less Houston for so very long, the mountains surprise me every morning. I am, thanks to both Mendoza, Arg. and Asgabat, T-stan, doomed to be a mountain person (Hilary, this doesn’t me I can’t enjoy the beach!!). I stared out the window for a good long time before donning my running gear.

The running has become a common occurrence. Only on Sundays, though, do I have the luxury of waiting until daylight. Daylight runs are entertaining. I generally pass a good number of bus stops on these runs. The individuals waiting at these stops and I have a healthy give-and-take relationship. I provide them with high quality entertainment, and they in turn, encourage me to pick up my pace. I am determined to show them not only that girls can run, but that they can run fast! As soon as I’m out of sight, my pace slows down, and I click my ipod to a faster paced song in an effort to stay inspired.

After my run, I give my face a good long time to return to its natural color, take a quick shower, and figure out what to make for lunch. Lunch on Sundays has become my responsibility. While my host parents re-stock for the coming week at the Bazaar, I use my trusty Peace Corps-issued cookbook to come up with an “American” meal. So far, I have made French toast, spaghetti, enchiladas, fajitas, fried rice with eggs, and today a quiche. The fact that none of these dishes are strictly American does not seem to faze my family in the least. Cooking, as I mentioned before, is wonderful. Talk about instant gratification. You cook something, it’s done, you eat it, and it tastes good (generally speaking). Dishes are also good for instant gratification. You start with a big pile and when you finish you (ok, maybe not you, but I) have a great sense of accomplishment. Yes, I realize I am conforming to traditional gender roles, but I can only hope the running balances this out a little bit!

Dync gun afternoons are quiet. I read and plan semi-productively for the next week. My weeks, however, are not quiet. Since my last post, my days have continued to fill up. In the morning, I spend my time at the institute reading, bonding with my teachers, and preparing for next semester. My students are busy with exams so I’m not currently teaching. After the institute, you may find me learning Russian (twice a week), prepping a friend for SAT (twice a week), or teaching an English class for the blind at a nearby community center (twice a week). This class was gifted to me by a previous volunteer, and each time I go, I’m crazy thankful. My students are so patient and eager to learn. Also, this past Saturday, I held my first girls soccer practice and went wonderfully. We worked on passing (with the inside of the foot!), stopping the ball, and learning the positions on the field. The participants seemed to enjoy learning and the novelty of being female and playing soccer. This will hopefully become a weekly occurrence.

Other random observations from the past few weeks:

1. Chocolate is magical. Dark chocolate is a stronger magic than milk chocolate.

2. Russian is intimidating. Also, ‘may I’ (phonetically: mojno) in Russian should not be confused with ice-cream (phonetically: morojno) in Turkmen.

3. Turkish grocery stores (or rather, store b/c there is only one) have everything except good soccer balls. This includes a small bowling alley, a Turkish bakery, cinnamon, escalators, wall hooks, and Christmas/New Years decorations.

4. Tucked-in turtlenecks count as professional clothes.

5. Monthly bus passes are God’s second greatest gift to man after dark chocolate of course.

Hope everyone is doing well and staying healthy!!

One day ‘till Obama!

Me